Most of you reading this already know this, but at the end of June, I’m returning to Hawaii. With a contracting economy unrivaled in other developed nations, and a glut of desperate foreigners grabbing hold of any job they can find here, my 500 kanji TEFL lacking ass are outta here.

Can’t say I didn’t give it the old college try.

Shigata ga nakute… demo…  Sayonara, Nippon.