…or maybe it was a dream, okay?
It went like this: So I find myself on an island, not quite knowing where I am, who I am or how I got there. Then this guy in a white suit comes up to me. He’s got a big number on his jacket that says “2”. He tells me he can grant me any desire I want. I tell him I want to know who I am. He tells me he can’t do that and it’s a silly wish. Then a midget in gorilla mask comes up screaming “I I YOU YOU! I I YOU YOU, BOSS!”
It’s all foggy after that.
The universe has a little less mindfuckery today.